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Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
06/27/2016 at 14:38 • Filed to: None

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Because early-00's Audi. Second time it’s been hauled off on a flatbed. I’m currently driving a 2011 Cadillac DTS Platinum with marvelous massaging air-conditioned seats, but I still want my car back. Feel free to ask me anything about the Cadillac.

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DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 14:41

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Can it do sick jumps?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 14:54

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can i have your wheels?


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 14:55

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Sooooo, Northstar or AWN?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 14:58

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I’ll be using my presidential powers to seize the DTS. You have 48 hours to surrender it or you will be taken from your home and locked in a Chevy Cruze as punishment.


Kinja'd!!! JRapp: now as good as new again > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 14:59

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Do you find that people treat you like a granny, driving a Cadillac? As in they’ll pull out in front of you and cut you off assuming you’re moving really slow, or won’t move out of the way on highways, and other stuff that assumes you’re always driving way below the speed limit and are already mostly dead behind the wheel? That’s always been my experience with big Cadillacs.


Kinja'd!!! AbsintheMinded: NeonHeatDreams > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 15:17

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Is your DTS DTF?

Literally the best I could come up with


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/27/2016 at 15:50

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Yes

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/27/2016 at 15:51

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No jkm go away


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > MultiplaOrgasms
06/27/2016 at 15:51

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Northstar.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
06/27/2016 at 15:52

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I’ll pass on surrendering it since I want to see what your idea of seizing it is.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 15:52

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YASSSSS!!!!!! MOAR!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > JRapp: now as good as new again
06/27/2016 at 15:53

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Nah, if anything people just give me a wider birth.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > AbsintheMinded: NeonHeatDreams
06/27/2016 at 15:53

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I can’t speak on its behalf.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Your boy, BJR
06/27/2016 at 15:55

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The Cruze would be a disclosed location. You’ll have to find something else now.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 16:11

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Are you now 726 years old?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jack Does Cars
06/27/2016 at 16:13

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yes


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 16:15

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And how do you feel?

Oh, I went to the Drake campus this morning. Really nice, but more importantly...

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jack Does Cars
06/27/2016 at 16:18

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Old.

Save me some. That is if I’m not dead by the time it gets cold.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 16:24

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A wider birth sounds upsetting


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 16:25

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All of it has been consumed by me. Got it at the really clean Casey’s on Fleur drive near the airport.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > gmctavish needs more space
06/27/2016 at 16:28

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Berth. Meh


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 16:32

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I couldn’t think of a very good birth joke....


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 16:48

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I’ll wait


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > gmctavish needs more space
06/27/2016 at 18:02

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Your parents did.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/27/2016 at 20:06

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I hope you didn’t labour over that too much


Kinja'd!!! MannyBones > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/15/2016 at 09:15

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I still really want one of these A8's. Some douchebag used car lot owner has had his “personal” one on and off the lot for roughly 50%-70% more than they are worth or ever go for in my part of the country (and it’s pretty rough). To this day I regret passing on one that had been well taken care of in favor of a manual VR6 Jetta.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > MannyBones
07/15/2016 at 11:03

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You’re welcome to this one. We’re putting it up for sale, but fixing it first.


Kinja'd!!! MannyBones > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/15/2016 at 11:27

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Sadly, just bought another vehicle, so not doable now. Plus, I’m dealing with an A6 with the “fun” 2.7t right now (6-speed at least), so one Audi at a time!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > MannyBones
07/15/2016 at 11:29

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At one point we had three Audi A6 avant at once. I feel you on that one.